Last night I uploaded all my iPhone pics from February. I take an obscene amount of photos. (At least they aren’t obscene photos.) I also have a problem with deleting. It’s just so… final. Maybe one day I’ll work through all my issues but until then, here’s our overly-documented February.

There were some sports…

(Hey Daddy Coach, we might need to work on the excessive celebration.)

There were some Valentines…

And a quick trip to the beach…

On the way down, I needed a bathroom break and convinced SK that World Market had far superior facilities to those at the rest stop.

Fellas, this is not a good idea.

Ladies, this is an excellent idea.

This is how we do a “quick trip”…

Absurd.

The boy’s had their first trip to Redbox. Looking back, we probably should have Germ-X’d G’s mouth. Pretty sure that pose cost us the trip to the after-hours clinic.

Finger lights are also an excellent idea. Fresh Prince of Wells and DJ Jazzy G breaking it down on the balcony…

They almost didn’t recognize the sun. Sun equals summer to them so we could barely keep them out of the (freezing cold) water.

At some point, we gave up. Looking back, that might have cost us the trip to the after-hours clinic.

Photo I posted on Instagram…

Actual photo…

I used the shivs and shanks filter.

Every time we drive past the USS Alabama in Mobile, I tell them about the time I toured it as a child. I was sunburned and it was 108 degrees, but my mama insisted we stop. I kept telling her I didn’t feel good and about midway through I puked off the poop deck. It was all very traumatic. or Dramatic. I’m not sure.

Anyway, on the way home, the boys begged and pleaded to stop at the battleship. I needed the closure, so we gave in.

Graham thought it would help me heal if he reenacted the whole barf thing…

It did not.

There was a K4 play…

(Please note Graham’s “sup playa” face below.)

And a backyard “pretend it is warm” cookout…

And that’s that.

Happy Friday my friends. I hope you have a lovely after-hours clinic free weekend.

I’m off to try to make some room on my phone for March.