They run around for two hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist, ‘you just don’t understand’!  I’ve stayed up until midnight or later every night this week hurrying to finish Eclipse before I see the movie.   Guess what?  I am done with the book and it is on.

Dear Edward and Jacob,

I can’t wait to see you tonight.  Malco in Madison?  It’s a date.  Unlike Bella, you won’t have to fight over me.  There is plenty of cougar love to go around.  Come to mama.

-Wowie

What?  You just don’t understand.